That £279.99 List

November 6th, 2009 by Dan

Remember this?
Women...
I have acquired the original list of items planned for this sketch so thought it would be polite to share:

Luxil Non-Bio
Vivaldi Embalancing Bleach
Ms Mimsy
Feminoids (pack of 23)
Cassandra Lemon-infused Comfort Mattress
Xancilex (strap: ‘kicks pain to death’)
Discreet Fruit Of The Jungle Moistened Wilmas
St Tabitha’s Essence (in a Holland and Barrett-style bottle)
Harmonieve Secret Pot Pourri Bumspray
Guss-it®
Absorbent Janets (with sunburst effect and orange strap: ‘Lunchtime Flow’)
Apricot Deforestation Strips
Debussy Rien de Wrinkles
Poppylet Envivelising Flannels
Margaret! (vague box with jaunty logo and ‘NEW!’)

Not in all good shops now or never.

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3 Responses to “That £279.99 List”

  1. cheznoir Says:
    November 7th, 2009 at 5:09 PM

    Thanks Jason….

    THJason

    I blame you dan for the Look Around You-ism :)

  2. Anonymous Says:
    November 10th, 2009 at 9:13 PM

    One of my favorite skits ever!

  3. simon kane Says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 3:11 AM

    Seconded. Christ, those lads pack a lot in!