What happened previously….
As usual, I was the first one to arrive at TV Centre for the inevitable queue for ‘That Mitchell And Webb Look’ (The Actual TV Series Filming Day One). There was a confused old woman standing there too but she wasn’t in a self-contained queue, she was just standing, as they tend to do. Queue person numbers two and three arrived soon afterwards and took photographs of each other standing outside the Beeb for some reason. Queue person number four then arrived, with bad male dyed blond hair and was not part of their group so decided to stand in front of them and therefore behind me. Being English, they said nothing. Person number five was My Lovely Husband and then I lost count for a bit.
It turned into a Famerlee Day Out/School Trip eventually, with Mister And Mrs Pub Quiz joining us, followed by our Blog Children Clive (who was the most famous person I met that day) and R2Potato (don’t ask) and Cheryl and finally Ms Bookshop who has no weblink so there’s no clicking on her name…
After the obligatory waiting around and setting off the metal detector (is the BBC an airport? I had to remove my ‘far too metal’ belt again!) on the way in we had chocolate and tea and other beverages before going over to the studio, looking unimpressed about the ‘Celebrity’ Boxing that was being done that evening and then waiting outside studio 4 for what seemed like forever while they let the production guests in first, even though they have their own allocated seating rows that nobody else would take anyway. The proper hardcore prodction guests always turn up late anyway as they’re far too important to queue. Yes, Jonathan Ross’ wife with that pink hair and a group of teenaged girls with similar interesting hair lifestyle choices, I mean you. We got a load of second row seats, which was nice, with a good view of the monitors and a quite startling view of a very very obese woman and what I imagine was her very very obese son and his delightful bum crack as he stood up. A good view inches of actual bum right in front of me. I had to verbalise it but I don’t think he heard over the munching of the crisps that I am sure he had stored in his mother’s hair. Probably. God only knows how they coped with the tiny chairs as I felt like I had several deep vein thromboses (what’s the plural of thrombosis anyway?) by the end of the very very long evening…
We expected a sparkling warm-up with a rapport with the crowd who would make those boring moments where they set up shots fly by with titters and guffaws. But Lucy Porter wasn’t there. This upset the ladies behind us who turned out to be the very same noisy rowdy (but in a good way) girls who shared the audience limelight with me at the ‘That Mitchell And Webb Look’ pilot recording. The tiny world just shrunk a little bit more. Is it global warming? I blame the Chelsea Tractors. Anyway, I digress as usual. We got Julia Morris as warm-up. She hadn’t read the manual. A burst of her stand up routine at the beginning, nothing wrong with that, and then she buggered off a lot between the main funny bits. Occasional returns to do more ‘observations’ about PMT (comedy for girls!) do not make the audience warm to you, Julia! I shall forgive her as she was pregnant and was probably weeing a lot. Not in the corner of the studio as there are way too many cables for such a health and safety faux-pas…
So, Mitchell and Webb themselves? Good stuff as usual. As we had been to four evenings of this material already the novelty was wearing off in places. They filmed a few sketches but they were mostly radio ones made visual and some of them were the same ones they filmed in the studio for the pilot. Snooker Commentators, Party Planners and the one that goes “Not cancer but like cancer but not cancer, yes, it’s cancer” were performed in front of us and all were good but we’d been there and done that before. Still love them though and it’s going to be a brilliant televisual sketch show on the telly one day. The VT stuff got better reactions from me anyway. They filmed Chip & Pin! It’s their ‘Pirate Memory Game’ in my opinion. A majority of the VT sketches were from the rehearsals (but not the weird garden centre sketch which was new and great) as expected and some of them were re-shot pilot VTs, meaning that Patterson Joseph isn’t in the show anymore! This is an outrage! He’s probably off making a film or doing Shakespeare or something anyway…
And then we left the BBC at some crazy late hour. We lost Cheryl and her friend who had got their late but not too late, so Clive went to Paddington on his own. Everybody else got their tube but we had to go on the other branch bit so waited. All was well until we got one stop along the line and had to get off due to a person under the train. How flipping careless.