We got to to TV Centre way too early as usual as you never know whether the tubes will be rubbish, pitiful or appalling. Today they were great which did not compute and led to us eating sandwiches in a queue of two at four. The queue grew when some men who had been in a pub turned up way too early for the Mark Wootton thing that was being recorded that night too. They didn’t seem to know much about what they were going to see but then if they did they probably wouldn’t have come… I told them who he is (annoying), what he has done before (meh) and a bit about the two pilots for the new show that were both not sell-outs in the world of freebie tickets.They seemed a tad unimpressedand I thought they wished they were seeing Mitchell and Webb instead.

We were then joined by Clive (from the hardcore fans of the front row) and his friend Daren (with only one R). Cue more eating, standing and seeing last week’s warm-up aka Pete Cain go past. I was spotted by a MySpace M&W fan (Sonia) who has become a bit of an an online chum and then greeted by a friend of Mr Mitchell himself who recognised me as “the blogger” and told me that she liked the blog. More infamy! But nice.

We eventually go through security and into the bar. I achieve the completely geeky goal of getting a ‘1′ sticker on my ticket as I am the sad bastard who gets stickered first. Little things do please little minds, oh yes.
All goes well until they announce the usual spiel about numbers 1 to 50 to go to the door. It’s always been Door B and that’s where we sit but damnit (in a Jack Bauer style) it’s Door C tonight. So we’re right at the back and whingeing like children. Inside the studio I can see that the usual filming for DVD documentaries is being done but I don’t have a very good view… unlike the view of the screens which is excellent. Swings and roundabouts. But no slides. In a change to the usual routine, Super Producer Gareth Edwards does a grand entrance! Is he going to do his infamous ‘fire exits’ routine? No, as Warm-Up Pete does those, but he is introducing a random bit where they film the audience clapping for a sketch involving a bad chat show. Pete picks on James from the audience front row for his usual ‘dark material’ bit, we are near the back so hurrah.
Studio Set 1:
Rob is wearing a long wig, David has a short wig, they go to the set around the back which nobody can see. It’s the ‘Ad Music’ sketch from the radio episode 2. Is this the new ‘Touching Cloth’? It’s a bit of an odd choice to film but we like it enough.
VT1:
Three chunks of a sketch that was rehearsed at The Drill Hall involving a Hollywood remake of a classic book. We love this one and it’s nice and long (but chopped up) as well as very silly. Jo Neary is in it as the female lead.
Two ‘behind the scenes’ bits which are a bit cruel to David.
A new sketch that gets a bit racist.
Something involving Numberwang but not in a bad way at all.
An old radio sketch (S2E6) with the lazy writers and their Heartwarming British Underdog movie. This is another long sketch. We like long sketches.
Warm-Up Pete does his “killing people” routine.
Studio Set2: A chat show, hosted by Barunka O’Shaughnessy and David.
This is a sketch from The Drill Hall that everyone loved. It’s still good although Dan Gordon has now been renamed Phil Gallows as maybe his old name was a bit too similar to the target. Hmmm… There are a few fluffed lines from both David and Robert and then’s it’s almost VT time again.

Warm-up Pete mentions me being the first in the queue when he wandered past earlier in the day and thinks my 84 t-shirt (with Optimus Prime on it) is an “R4 t-shirt.” I’m too far away to explain clearly and am not shouty enough. I seem to always get involved.
VT2:
More behind the scenes sketches.
A new Sir Digby sketch with a familiar gag about a certain sandwich shop.
A new long sketch (yay!) that is a bit historical and weird.
The first of three shorts set in a lab.
Studio Set 3: The news set from week one is back! They do, as like before, mostly remakes of recent radio material.
Radio Episode 1’s “Over To You 1” in ONE TAKE!!!
Radio Episode 1’s “Over To You 2 and 3″ with lots of re-takes due to Rob’s fiddly dialogue and some hair and make-up issues. David’s wig is hurting and “Imminent molecular evaporation” is very hard to get right.
VT3:
Another new Numberwang sketch which again is not a repeat of previous ideas. Phew. With Olivia, James, Mark, Toby and Colosson The Robot. This is another long sketch.
The other two short lab sketches.
Some more behind the scenes stuff.
Three linked short mockumentaries. With CG shots!
A new and long and funny and weird sketch that is rather pink.
A new Lazy Writers sketch that made us laugh a lot: WWW.Whatever.com.
Back to Studio Set 3 again for a remake of the sketch from Radio (Series 2 Episode 4) involving a man whose wife died in train crash interviewed about train safety.
VT4:
A new police-themed sketch.
Another horse sketch, like ones in previous recordings.
Two more sketches from the tasteless reality show idea that began at the last recording.
Some more behind the scenes stuff.
The return of Jason Format from series 1 in an unsurprising new format. In two parts.
A new sketch about extreme negative feedback that has some great slapstick in it.
And then back again to Studio Set 3 for a remake of the radio (series 1 Episode 5) sketch where an MP is interviewd about his bill to increase the wages of MPs.
After lots of reshoots for dialogue plus hair and make-up touch ups, fiddling with ties and so on it is all over. It’s ten 0′clock. I really need the toilet by now…

… and that IS Numberwang. I checked.
That Mitchell And Webb Look series two will not transmitted until February!!! Bah!