Can you guess where I’ve been?

Yes, that’s right. Mitchell & Webb Time at The Bloody Drill Hall, that’s what!
Honorable mentions to James Bachman for making it possible for me to say “I’m on the guest list” to the gay man with the clipboard who always looks rather stressed; to the woman who was dressed as a cat in the front row (why did nobody bring her a saucer of milk in the interval?) and all of the people who decided to go for a wee one at a time during the first half. Other mentions must go to Producer Extraordinaire Gareth Edwards for doing his “fire exits” routine which of course culminated in the “high visibility black t-shirts” punchline, and fellow fan Sonia who we often bump into at these things and is thankfully not one of those ones who spend the show looking like the voices in their head are commanding them to lunge at David or Rob. No mention must go to the woman sat next to me who never clapped. Not once. Boo hiss boo!
!!!SPOILERISH ALERT!!!
As it was a Try Out Night thing where the best material for the forthcoming series has already been given the green light we got to see sketches of varying qualities. I didn’t take the Special Notebook this time so here are some things from memory, split into categories:
Good:
Drunk hoteliers.
Ted & Peter: The Snooker Years.
Two hermits forced to live together.
Quiz: “Metil” or “Normel”?
Channel 4 TV Chef teaches bad chef how to cook, badly.
Abraham & Isaac.
Food snobs.
OK:
Christopher Hitchens Kids TV.
Mister Darcey Disco Dancer.
Dying Man’s last wish.
Writing to Jimmy Saville.
Lazy Writers: Prostitute drama TV series.
Bad:
Lovely Lady Who Is Sometimes A Shit.
2 Stuarts car pooling.
Post-Event TV.
Or, in picture collage:

So there you have it. It was bloody hot in there so we scarpered at the end without schmoozing. Hello famouses, thanks for a great evening.